Where are you from?

• my mother says I'm from heaven
• its a secret
• Guess
• Here
• I am Japanese
• do you know where (timtams, billabong, lamingtons, pavlova, crocodile dundee, steve irwin, kangaroos) come from?

What do you do?

• not much
• I'm a porn star
• porn, viagra, spam
• I'm a record breaker
• I'm a hand model, aren't my hands beautiful?
• I'm a traveler
• I'm a problem solver
• I'll do anything
• I invent words (nonversation, toiletries, pointful)
• mostly missionary, sometimes doggie style

How do you make money?

• my friends give it to me. Wanna be my friend?
• I rob banks

How old are you?

• guess
• 15
• I forget
• old enough to be your father - why are you out so late?

Where do you stay?

• you can't come home with me. i hardly know you
• I live in a tent near the beach, next to the public toilets

Do you have a girlfriend?

• hmm... only one
• I'm not married
• yes, several
• no, I have 8 but I'm looking for a 9th

I have a boyfriend

• (shrug)
• real or imaginary?
• its okay, I'm discreet
• that's cool, you'll have something to do when we're not together
• cool! he can like cook us dinner and stuff
• I can totally relate .. I have two kids
• I just met you and you're already telling me about your problems?
• eew gross. do you guys like make out and stuff? that's disgusting
• I don't care about your stupid boyfriend

Give me your number

• I don't give my number to strangers
• I don't actually know my number, let me call you
• I don't give my number out to girls I've haven't slept with.

you're such an asshole. I know, its fun

you're a jerk. You like jerks huh?

are you a liar? yes

where you with another girl? no. two other girls.

are you tired? I don't get tired

are you a good dancer? I'm awesome

this would never work I totally agree

why don't you (wash your car)? because I don't care

I'm not going home with you okay

why didn't you tell me? I wasn't sure you wanted to know

you lied to me sorry

why didn't you call me? because I didn't want to speak to you

 

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