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DHV Routines
  • I'm not that easy you know
  • I don't drink
  • I don't take drugs
  • I'm a vegetarian
  • I don't like to be negative about other people
  • I don't believe in work
  • yeh, I'm different
  • I don't really use facebook
  • I never answer my phone
  • sorry I already have enough facebook stalkers
  • I prefer to be alone
  • I'm married
  • I'm high maintenance
  • who's Angelina Jolie?
  • shut up and dance
  • what day is it?
  • I have a girlfriend
  • I'm lazy
  • I don't believe in marriage
  • I'm way too good for you
  • don't knock my dancing, I'm awesome
  • I don't get security from a relationship. I get love.
  • I was dreaming in spanish
  • (academics) are wankers
  • why do girls keep apologising when they dance with me?
  • I have no respect for authority
  • friends are annoying, they keep asking for help


  • disinterest
  • do nothing
  • leading
  • not following
  • disagree
  • walk away
  • disappear
  • approach strangers
  • talk to girls
  • teach
  • play sport
  • host a party
  • check your phone
  • public speaking
  • speak a foreign language
  • play a musical instrument
  • confuse her with someone else

DHV Routines

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