For Her

• you're perfect for my brother
• we don't get on at all
• It would never work out between us
• you guys would make a great couple
• you're like my little sister
• You are trouble, I shouldn’t be talking to you
• nah, I like (asian) chicks
• i like small boobs
• you're silly
• too bad you're such a dork
• I only date smart girls
• I don't know if I can trust you
• I bet you are high maintenance
• you're cool, you can help me pick up chicks
• I leave next week, so you can't be my girlfriend.
• hey, hands off. this shit ain't free
• I don't want to be your facebook friend
• I can't give you my facebook because I know you want to stalk me
• you're such a good friend. we should be like (shopping) buddings
• You kind of remind me of my crazy ex-girlfriend.
• You remind me of my first love, We were so passionate, but she was wrong for me.
• if you're interesting you keep it pretty well hidden
• I thought you were adventurous
• I thought you were cool
• I can't date a smoker
• I can't date a drug user

Self-Disqualifiers

• I'm gay
• I'm really not your type
• I don't think I'm the right guy for you
• I'm not good boyfriend material
• I'm not really into casual sex
• don't worry, I don't want to be your boyfriend or anything
• good guys are hard to find
• OMG he's hot
• I’m much too high maintenance for you
• You need a nice guy you can walk all over.
• I have no principles and no money, you don't want to date me.