• you're so mean
• you're so rude
• is she *always* like this?
• are you retarded?
• are you going to rob me now?
• how many boyfriends do you have anyway?
• are you girls tourists or something?
• you have a lovely fake smile
• I'm a gentleman. I wouldn't do that.
• is she a former Nazi?
• how short are you?
• you look like trouble
• you dont get out enough
• she has a fetish
• sheesh, where is your off button?
• go sit on the corner and I'll bring you a bucket of crayon
• so you're one of THOSE girls
• were you a dork at school or something?
• how do you guys hang with this girl?
• you must have driven your parents crazy
• hello, I'm talking...
• only if you're really really nice to me and buy me cheesecake
• woah, that was like kissing my mom
• I've never kissed a girl, that's impolite
• it's not exactly my fault
• lets just be friends
• do you always give your phone number to strangers?
• don't be boring - funny question deserves a funny answer
• relax, I don't want anything from you
• I made a mistake with you
• I don't think we're a good couple
• you're too young for me
• do you always talk to gringos?
• you're so unromantic
• we don't have much in common
• I reckon you'd be a four ... (at kissing)
• eat a mandarin

Actions

• throw food at her
• blow bubbles in her drink
• blow on her belly
• give her a nickname
• leave without saying goodbye

• her driving
• getting lost
• being robbed
• her bad grammar
• her being a heartbreaker