- you're so mean
- you're so rude
- is she *always* like this?
- are you retarded?
- are you going to rob me now?
- how many boyfriends do you have anyway?
- are you girls tourists or something?
- you have a lovely fake smile
- I'm a gentleman. I wouldn't do that.
- is she a former Nazi?
- how short are you?
- you look like trouble
- you dont get out enough
- she has a fetish
- sheesh, where is your off button?
- go sit on the corner and I'll bring you a bucket of crayon
- so you're one of THOSE girls
- were you a dork at school or something?
- how do you guys hang with this girl?
- you must have driven your parents crazy
- hello, I'm talking...
- only if you're really really nice to me and buy me cheesecake
- woah, that was like kissing my mom
- I've never kissed a girl, that's impolite
- it's not exactly my fault
- lets just be friends
- do you always give your phone number to strangers?
- don't be boring - funny question deserves a funny answer
- relax, I don't want anything from you
- I made a mistake with you
- I don't think we're a good couple
- you're too young for me
- do you always talk to gringos?
- you're so unromantic
- we don't have much in common
- I reckon you'd be a four ... (at kissing)
- eat a mandarin
- throw food at her
- blow bubbles in her drink
- blow on her belly
- give her a nickname
- leave without saying goodbye
- her driving
- getting lost
- being robbed
- her bad grammar
- her being a heartbreaker