The Prostitute Neg

By , 15 December 2012

The Prostitute Neg
The Prostitute Neg

Somewhere deep in their subconscious women all know they're looking for a man to fund their lifestyle. That's why this neg works so well. It sends off an alarm in her brain with a ringtone of "OMG. He knows what I'm up to". And how could he possibly know that unless other women having been playing him too?

Here is how it goes.

Her: Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Him: Too expensive.

You can use it other contexts also.

Her: Why don't you have kids?

Him: Too expensive.

I call it The Prostitute Neg because of the way it frames women. The "too expensive" response should be delivered with a tone of voice that says "are you crazy?".

Try it out and let me know the results in the comments below.

The Prostitute Neg

About Roger Keays

The Prostitute Neg

I guess I'd call myself a problem solver. Either that, or I'm some sort of organic machine designed to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide. You could go either way on that. I'm into languages and stuff. I wrote a book. It's okay, I guess. What else? I like reading, swimming, eating, and playing music. Satisfied? Sheesh.

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