The Prostitute Neg

By , 15 December 2012

The Prostitute Neg
The Prostitute Neg

Somewhere deep in their subconscious women all know they're looking for a man to fund their lifestyle. That's why this neg works so well. It sends off an alarm in her brain with a ringtone of "OMG. He knows what I'm up to". And how could he possibly know that unless other women having been playing him too?

Here is how it goes.

Her: Why don't you have a girlfriend?

Him: Too expensive.

You can use it other contexts also.

Her: Why don't you have kids?

Him: Too expensive.

I call it The Prostitute Neg because of the way it frames women. The "too expensive" response should be delivered with a tone of voice that says "are you crazy?".

Try it out and let me know the results in the comments below.

The Prostitute Neg

About Roger Keays

The Prostitute Neg

Roger Keays is an artist, an engineer, and a student of life. He has no fixed address and has left footprints on 40-something different countries around the world. Roger is addicted to surfing. His other interests are music, psychology, languages, the proper use of semicolons, and finding good food.

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