Your Shirt Is Ridiculous

By , 6 April 2011

Your Shirt Is Ridiculous

Your shirt is ridiculous.

Thank-you, I like it too. It reminds me of someone I love.

Look, even those guys are laughing at you.

No they're not. They're wishing they had the guts to wear a shirt like this too.

(sigh) I promised myself I wouldn't like boys that I meet at clubs.

Yeh, I'm sad too because I can't take your phone number even though I want to.

Why not?

Because I promised myself I wouldn't take numbers from girls I haven't slept with.

I hate you.

When are you going to kiss me?

Your Shirt Is Ridiculous
 

About Roger Keays

Your Shirt Is Ridiculous

I suppose I am a problem solver. Either that, or I am an organic carbon-based life form whose function is to convert oxygen into carbon dioxide. You could go either way on that. I'm into languages and stuff. I recently published my first book. It's okay, I guess. Lots of sex and drama--plus it's a true story. Let's see... What else? I like reading, swimming, playing music, and annoying Seda. KAPOW!

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